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WHY CONDI IS NOT BLACK

Condoleezza Rice is not only not black, she is not a woman either. Not as far as the Left is concerned. For the Left, if you’re black or a woman, whatever your achievements are, they count only if you got them because you’re black or a woman – not because you deserved them on the basis of your ability.

If you got to where you are in life because of your ability and talents irregardless of your race or sex, then you are, for the Left, not “really,” “truly,” or “authentically” black or a woman – like, say, Al Sharpton (more…)

CORTEZ AND QUIXOTE

My friends at the Wall Street Journal told me that Letters Editor Ned Crabb just couldn’t handle my response to the January 25 WSJ editorial “Quixotic Journey,” celebrating the 400th anniversary of Cervantes’ Don Quixote. “Let’s say it went a little bit over his head, Jack,” was how they put it.

So here it is for your enjoyment.

Dear Ned,

The 400th anniversary of the publication of Miguel de Cervantes’ “Don Quixote” is nothing to celebrate. It would be celebrating a curse.

Contrary to what we have been told all our lives, history is not written by the victors. (more…)

BUSH IN NORWAY

It was about two years ago when I was talking to my friend Tony Blankley of the Washington Times and Fox News, and commented that someday George Bush’s greatness as a president would be compared to Ronald Reagan’s. Tony’s response floored me: “You know, Jack, someday it might be the other way around.”

The trifecta of the last two weeks – the Second Inaugural Address, the elections in Iraq, the State of the Union – provide an undeniable demonstration of Tony’s prescience. Yet next December 10 in Oslo, Norway, there will be another undeniable demonstration – this one of undiluted (more…)

ARISTOTLE, EINSTEIN, AND AYN RAND

Ever played the Ultimate Dinner Party parlor game – where you get to imagine inviting people from history to converse over dinner and explain why them? At such a party, one conversation I’d most like to hear would be between Aristotle and Einstein.

Einstein would first have to bring Aristotle up to speed with what science had learned since the 4th century B.C. In particular, he would blow Aristotle’s mind about inertia.

Once Aristotle grasped Newton’s First Law explaining motion – that something will stay put unless pushed, but once pushed will keep moving until and unless something else stops (more…)

POWER IN YOUR POCKET

If you own a Palm Pilot, you’ve probably heard someone comment: “Hey, that’s a great toy!” or “What can you do with that toy?” – The operative word being “toy.”

I don’t know about you, but I would take great umbrage at being accused of playing with toys. I’m as serious about my hand-held devices as anyone, and would hold my head up when I flash my Palm Pilot around.

Yet, I’m still deciding between Palm and Pocket PC.

Not every business type is as secure as I am, apparently, which is probably why “they” decided to invent the Pocket (more…)

HAND HELDS: PALM OR POCKET?

This is the first in a short series on buying the ever more popular hand held computers.

They help you keep track of information that you need, like phone numbers and expenses. They’re a lot neater than scraps of paper – and a lot less likely to get lost, as well. They keep you entertained during boring meetings, plane trips and bus or rail commutes. And “beaming” your name and phone number is a lot cooler than just handing someone your business card!

The PDA (Personal Digital Assistant) has evolved over the past few years from a simple electronic Rolodex (more…)

GLOBAL FREEDOM AND DRUNK COAL MINERS

Notice how quick President Bush’s father was to explain to the press that we don’t have to take seriously what his son said at his second inaugural about “ending tyranny in our world”? Thanks for sharing, Dad. What you really made clear is why you never had a second inaugural yourself.

The speechwriter who wrote Bush the Elder’s first and only inaugural address (where he pledged to achieve a “kinder and gentler nation,” and Nancy Reagan exploded in anger, whispering to her husband, “Kinder and gentler than what?”), Peggy Noonan whined once again in the Wall Street Journal today (more…)

ANTI-DEMOCRACY DEMOCRATS

It’s a little odd that the most vehement support for President Bush’s proposition that democracy is the best cure for terrorism came from the curling lips of Mr. Abu Musab Zarqawi.

The infidel-beheading terrorist butcher of Baghdad announced, in a post-Inaugural web-site broadcast (not to be confused with American network television’s post-speech commentary and analysis) that “We have declared a fierce war on this evil principle of democracy and those who follow this wrong ideology. Anyone who tries to help set up this system is part of it. [Iraqi candidates] are demi-idols, and [voters] are infidels.”

With such a hard-hitting critique of the (more…)

SHORTING THE EURO

When Ted Turner compared Fox News to Hitler this week, a Fox spokesman commented that “Ted is understandably bitter having lost his ratings, his network, and now his mind – we wish him well.” It is time to feel such sympathy for other famous businessfolk who have similarly lost their minds – such as Warren Buffett.

The legendary investment guru has allowed his newly acquired left-wing politics to idiotize him. Just like Turner, he sets up an assumed liberal populism as an envy-deflection device, ends up hating America and the capitalist system that made him wealthy – and becomes a (more…)

JOHNNY AND THE TSANTSA

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For years it was a fantasy of mine to be a guest on the Tonight Show.

I was writing a book entitled The Adventurer’s Guide, and I fantasized I would appear on the show promoting the book by showing Johnny Carson a tsantsa, a human shrunken head.

This fantasy came true on November 16, 1976. I found myself standing behind that famous multi-colored curtain, holding a small black box, and hearing Carson introducing me.

Perhaps professional entertainers would not be nervous behind that curtain, but I was almost paralyzed. That old Chinese warning to be careful for what (more…)

TAKING BUSH SERIOUSLY

It must have a been scatological moment for dictators around the world, as they soiled themselves watching George Bush’s inaugural address on global television. They must have known this was coming, for GW has been telegraphing his punches for a long time.

That’s why they put all their hopes on GW’s defeat last November. They knew John Kerry would never come after them. Now they know George Bush will.

The appropriate reaction to Bush’s Inaugural Address yesterday is: awe-struck. This was a Babe Ruth moment, pointing to where he wanted to hit the ball and swinging for the bleachers. I (more…)

TO WIN IN IRAQ WE MUST WIN IN IRAN

Saturday’s Washington Post had an article that quotes the usual unnamed intelligence sources saying that they are surprised to discover that al Qaeda has “reconstitute[d]” itself. This surprise derives from, inter alia, the computer data found recently in Pakistan, intelligence sources (both ours and friends’), and simply looking at the range of activities in which the terrorists engage.

This surprise is, as usual, unsettling, since it has been quite clear for some time now that al Qaeda and the other major terrorist groups — Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, Hamas, Jamaa, etc. — are all working together, and have been ever (more…)

WE’RE ALL CRIMINALS NOW

I’m writing this from a place called Mea Culpa City. It’s not a lot of fun being here, but it’s where I have to live until I finish this essay. It turns out that I have wronged a friend. The silver – well, pewter – lining is that in attempting to rectify it I learned how easy it has become for the Federales to turn any of us into criminals.

The Cato Institute in Washington has just published a book on this:
Go Directly To Jail: The Criminalization Of Almost Everything. It documents how the federal government now views (more…)

USE SNOPES!

Has anyone emailed you this picture of the December 26 tsunami hitting Phuket, Thailand? It’s all over the web, yet if you’ve ever been to Phuket, you know this is a fake. The city is actually Antofagasta, Chile with phony Photoshopped waves.

We all have friends with the terrible habit of forwarding some shocking claim worthy of National Enquirer on to everyone in their email list, without bothering to check its veracity out first. There’s no need to be upset at them, for they’re excited and just want to share something they think is cool – but now you can (more…)

A NEEDLESS CATASTROPHE

I troll Microsoft newsgroups regularly. It’s part of duties. Normally I troll development newsgroups, particularly those involving databases. However, now I’m doing a stint in XP newsgroups.

Last week I described a catastrophe in the making that I was able to avert. This week I’m describing one I ran across last night, but too late.

The person wrote:

Help! My computer has been hijacked by a Trojan. (I doubt it was a Trojan, but that’s not important.) I can’t connect to the internet or to Outlook. I can’t access my Windows firewall. There’s an icon in my task bar that (more…)