THE BIGGEST JERK IN CONGRESS
There are 435 Congresscritters, and choosing who is the biggest jerk among them is not easy, for there is a multitude of choices.
Many would opt for John Murtha (D-PA), but he's just the most senile. That's not a joke – he's age 74 and actually going senile. In a recent interview with Tim Russert, he thought Okinawa was close to Iraq, so our troops could be "redeployed" there. Okinawa is 6,000 miles from Iraq.
He's reached that stage of senility called second-childhood, where the patient acts increasingly juvenile – like saying the most outrageous things possible in order to (more…)